Honzo Gonzo (Real name Hattori Vice) was raised in a mexican brothel until the tender age of 11 where he pleasured every man in Mexico City and sought, no craved the dick of every man alive. There he became the greatest manwhore ever to walk the earth. He would fuck entire bathhouses and finish them off in a single stroke. His mastery over other men's penises became legendary and before naught he gained the affection of George W. Bush. Having pleasured George W. Bush during his presidency, Hattori became a high ranking member of the illuminati by seducing then castrating terrorists by the millions. On his 150 millionth terrorist kill he was awarded a jetcopter (half jet, half helicopter) and started his own chicken farm where he wanted to live out his days in the hills of Baja, California. But the cartels funded by terrorists stole his 15 wives and 832 children, so partnering up with Dolph Lundgren, Hattori cut a swath of destruction using his iron-like dick. Utilizing his dick like it was Excalibur, Hattori slit the balls and cock off of every man in Mexico. After finding out that Moon Mexicans ate his family, he wielded his cock one last time as Lundgren threw him into the Moon. Hurtling dick first toward the Moon, Hattori only had one word he wanted to shout "I will live on in the blood of my enemies cocks and the stained halls of the world. I am timeless, I AM HONZO!" Hattori cleaved the moon with his dick sending billions of Space Mexicans to scatter into space. The moon had tequila in it because of the Mexicans and the sun lit it on fire and it exploded, raining down flaming space mexicans and napalm like declicious Patron all throughout Mexico. With Mexico destroyed and nothing else touched, the people of earth rejoiced. The vile creatures were finnally defeated and raised nude, bent over statues in Honzo's honor.

"I am Honzo Gonzo, Fraud, Faggot, Cocksucker, ...Friend." - Honzo Gonzo, May 1, 2012