Super Smash Bros. History Edit

Super Smash Bros. also known in Japan as "Dairanto Hentai Bros.", is a series of crossover party games published by Nintendo. The gameplay differs from traditional party games as instead of competeing normally with a group of friends and having a good time, mulitple autistic people gather in one area to disgrace themselves over a 2-4 hour period. The original Smash bros was released in 1999 for the Nintendo 64 and was intended for a japan-only release but it's sucess let a worldwide release. In 2001 the second installment of Nintendo's succesful party franchise and main stay of brain-damaged white teenagers, Super Smash Bros. Melee was released for the gamecube and was also met with high praise and became the console's best selling game. In 2008, Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released with commercial sucess but was quickly put down by the community as they complained about things such as "wavedashing" and "Direction Influence" had been tampered with to cater to the normal casual crowd. The latest release, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS has sold over 2 million copies as of October 18, 2014 and appears to be the new jump off for casuals and sadly, autists everywhere.

Gameplay Edit

Often times, a large group of socially enept and greasy teenagers gather in one room who have grown delirious by convincing themselves that smash is a fighting game duke it out in a epic battle of body odor and cum stained gamecube controllers to find out who can be the supreme autist of them all. The most common tactic is known as wave dashing: You literally ejaculate into a fan and whoever gets hit by the wave of semen has to dash out of the room and can not enter it again until the match is over.

Smash and the FGC Edit

The first tournament was held in 2007. Apparently turning off items and stage hazards and everything fun about a party game makes it a fighting game. That's would be like me throwing scrabble pieces at my sister and calling it a fighing game. No. Smash is not a fighting game.

Is Smash a fighting game Edit

Smash is not a fighting game. Even the series creater Sakurai said it wasn't and put parameters on brawl so people would stop treating it like one. But hey, whatever floats your boat. Also on a side note guys, I have the smallest cock. At first i thought it was normal, i mean i don't see too many cocks in my day-to-day life. (not as many as i'd like to anyway), but damn, it's like half a cock. I mean it doesn't really matter since i don't think anyone else will ever see it, i just wanted to share that with you guys. It feels good to share sometimes.

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